Location: United Kingdom
The People's Poet drives his gold Rolls Royce, looking for so-called artists to run over and crush beneath the wheels. Most artists are wankers, shits, liars, plagiarists, wholesale fuckwits. Any boring, unimaginative, unoriginal, contrived tosser can call themselves an artist. Every cocksucker thinks they are a fucking superstar on that fucking shit bollocks hell on earth called social media. Stick your wanking selfies and self-obsessed nothing opinions up your arse and fuck off and give us all a break. The nasty and the dull inhabit Twitter and Facebook. They are shits. Reject them.
Car (Rolls-Royce)
The artist's car. One tenth share.
Part of the Tate Modern Artshare collective.
Arts council funded acquisition. Car owned by ten artists for transport of work and art and promotion of The TateModern Artshare Fund.
2014-present.
nigger
Paper print
8" x10"
Collection Kingston gallery
Free press UK
The Guardian
“are you a small minded fuckwit”
Are you?
Well?
Are you?
Do you call yourself an artist?
Yes you.
You, with that boring fucking shit you produce?
Do something else.
Screen print (edition 2 of 30x3)
20" x16"
Me likem chicken
Sambo has more sense than any o you white trash cracker honky
Photoscreen
Screen print (20)
12" x12"
Constant Change exhibition
Christie collection
Sambo painting No. 4
You hypocrites.
You puritanical
Censorious
Prudish
Stupid small-minded wanks
Enhanced photograph.
Mounted
120" x120"
Face the Music exhibition.
White Cube Gallery.
Saatchi collection
Suck my glitter you fuckwit
Hello from the BBC
Photo
Mounted
Poster print (40/2)
18" x 12"
No Strange Image
(touring exhibition)
White Cube
Saatchi
RCA
Royal Academy
Hello from the BBC
One day you will be dead
And you will mean nothing
You probably already are nothing
Most people are
22" x13" (with accompanying poem)
International Poetry Convention
New York
Royal Academy exhibition
Guggenheim Collection
One day you will be dead
And you will mean nothing
You probably already are nothing
Most people are
Howdy Honky
How you doin?
Constructed figure
Felt, wool, wood,wire.
14"
'Changing Faces' exhibition and Arts forum organised by The Guardian.
The Guardian collection.
Howdy Honky
How ya doin?
red rose
crimson face
sucking on a fag
red rose
old bag
everything starting to sag
red rose
old hag
looks like a man in drag
red rose
all dried up
needs no more jam rag
This morning
I had breakfast at Tiffany's
Tea and toast
This evening
I will dine at Tiffany's
Nothing more though
Tiffany has her period
Part of Stefan Badham's Rock n Roll Arsehole world tour.
“car”
“He he me likem chicken”
“Sambo”
“Suck my glitter ”
“Hello from the BBC”
“One day you will be dead”
“Howdy Honky”
“face”
“a red red rose”
“Breakfast at Tiffany's ”
